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Mariposa Farm - Food Gypsy

In an urban environment it's easy to detach from the where our food comes from.  Many of us have never had to milk a cow, catch a squealing piglet or yank a clucky hen from her nest to gather eggs.  Which is why farms like Mariposa Farm, who welcome the public Friday, Saturday and Sunday are so necessarily,  and so very much fun.

Being new to the neighborhood, each new encounter comes with a sense of discovery and newness - even in the most familiar of places.  Mariposa Farm, just 45 minutes outside Ottawa, and hour and 15 minutes from Montreal, is as familiar as the family farm.

Farming is an honest living, and an essential part of  our food chain, but it's not an easy life.  I spent much of my youth mucking out barns, chasing cows and picking rocks. Perhaps it is this intimate knowledge of our food supply and how much effort goes into the simplest of ingredients, that fostered my deep respect for all things edible.   Facts I was witness to from a very young age; milk does not come from a carton, eggs do not just appear in the supermarket and that slab of bacon was once a cute, pink pig.

The little person in our life is fortunate to have a community of raving food fanatics in the family, but outside educational programming and our efforts to reinforce, she has no concept of how our food goes from farm to table.   There really is no substitute for tactile learning.  The sights, sounds, textures, tastes and ummm... smells... of a farm make learning interesting, fun and real.

Mariposa Farm, meeting the horses - Food Gypsy

Chef B and Miss C. and a friendly horse who thinks we should have snacks!

Mariposa is a working farm.  Proprietors Ian Walker & Suzanne Lavoie supply quality duck, goose, pork and chicken, as well as greens from their hothouse to many local restaurants and as supply allows the visiting public.  They also feed you lunch, once a week in their farm restaurant Sundays from 11AM - 1PM.   Last weekend we loaded up our favorite three year old and headed out to Mariposa for a little family food education.

Mariposa Farm, Ian Walker - Food Gypsy

Ian watering in the greenhouse, two levels of produce.

Spring has arrived dispite inclement weather, that never stops Mother Nature.  Nowhere is spring more in evidence than in the country; the green haze over the bare fields, the sprouting of early crops in the garden and the tiny critters that bring new life, activity and joy to the cycle of life on the farm.

Mariposa Farm is positively crawling with new babies, tiny scrambling pigs in a far off pen with the sows band together and stampede in a small herd.  It's hard to count them, because they move so fast but Suzanne estimates they have between 35 and 40 piglets at the moment.  In the barn you'll see chicks, goslings and ducklings as well as the new pig named "Leo" soon to be introduced the  herd.

Leo, will takeover his role as stud pig as soon as he's big enough to face his adoring sows, but for the moment he's loose in the barn making friends with the roaming geese, ducks and occasional escaped chicken.

Mariposa Farm, piglets - Food Gypsy Mariposa Farm, chicks & ducklings - Food Gypsy

Mariposa Farm, Leo The Pig - Food Gypsy Mariposa Farm, chickens - Food Gypsy

You will likely find Suzanne & Ian busy with chores and farm maintenance.  If you overstay your welcome you may find yourself at the end of a rake, paintbrush or hose.   The greenhouse is busting with produce and there is always something to be done, fixed, repaired, watered, fed, corralled or fattened up.

We arrived in time to gather the eggs, a big thrill for the kiddo in her pink rubber boots.  She watched entranced as Ian picked through the straw to find the eggs, one-by-one, in varying shades of brown and beige placing them gently into the waiting bucket.  Both Ian & Suzanne are warm and kind, good with children and generous with their knowledge and experience.  Just honest, hardworking folks, who make it easy to feel at home.

Mariposa Farm, Ian gahtering eggs - Food Gypsy Mariposa Farm - Food Gypsy

We wandered though gardens, snooped in the greenhouse, poked through the straw in search of eggs and when we were all filled up on fresh air and sunshine, we strolled over the the store/restaurant to peruse items on shelves, in fridges and freezers.  After all, this is a producing farm.

From hand raised, confited duck legs, foie gras, magret, home smoked bacon, fresh eggs, preserves and a small line of boutique product from other quality local producers, you're sure to find something that appeals.

Mariposa Farm, preserves - Food Gypsy Mariposa Farm, duck magret - Food Gypsy

In the restaurant we found Chef Mark Currier prepareing for the Sunday feast, rinsing greens, prepping meats, seasoning sauces.  Back for another season in the kitchen at Mariposa Farm, Chef  Currier's Sunday lunch menu changes weekly.

Sunday's Table d'hôte offers a choice of three entrees, three mains, two desserts and a cheese plate for $38/person and $20 for children under 12 (plus tax)  There's always a selection of Mariposa grown goose, duck & foie gras on offer, truly farm to fork cooking, with a view of the farm from every table.  I look forward to coming back for lunch, the reputation of the kitchen is stellar and Chef B swears by Mariposa duck.

It's worth noting that Mariposa Farm accepts cash and credit cards only, and if you always wanted your very own pet duck to take on long walks and swim in the bathtub (or fatten to have your own foie gras) ducklings are available for a short time.

Pick a weekend and get out of the city, take the kids, keep your distance from the protective mamma pigs and say hello to your friendly, neighborhood farmer.

After our visit, I asked our little farmer if she would like eggs for breakfast "YA!" was her surprise response (she's the fussiest eater in the world). "How would you like them, scrambled?" "No, in a bucket!" OK, so we're part way there.


Mariposa Farm
Ian Walker & Suzanne Lavoie
6468 ch. comté / County Road 17
Plantagenet (Ontario) K0B 1L0 - CANADA
Telephone - (613) 673-5881
www.mariposa-duck.on.ca

Mariposa Farm - loose goose - Food Gypsy

Learning the lost art of goose herding and keeping a respectful distance from animals, no matter how fascinating.

 

Brew Street Pub, Fish & Chips - Food Gypsy

The city's newest brew pub, Mill Street Brew Pub hit the ground running early this year with a big, splashy opening.  Located in one of downtown Ottawa's historic buildings, once the home of Thompson-Perkins & Bronson Gris Mill along the river's edge; it's spectacular location attracted a great deal of attention from curious folks (like me) who were eager to see the end result.  So once all the fuss died down, we ventured out for an early lunch on a Sunday to take a peek.

Just minutes from Capitol Hill, a piece of history was given new life as scads of moolah was spent on construction, installation of gigantic gleaming beer brewing apparatus and a sleek, yet casual interior design.  The look is old meets new, with a floor that looks like it could be original, polished and weathered, comfortable modern seating, hints of muted colour and big windows that look over the river and grounds below and feature glimpses of the original stone construction.   One of our servers confided that a patio is in the works for the summer, and there is a whole upper level of dining space I haven't seen - this place is huge.

The parking lot has a bus parking lane and between the location, the stunning veiw and plentiful seating, I'll wager The Mill Street Brew Pub will be a popular tourist destination in the height of the season.  The service was courteous, though a bit green, our servers had a good general grasp of the menu and the kitchen's strong points and anything they didn't know, they scurried off to ask.

Mill Street Menu - Food Gypsy

The Mill Street menu emphasis cooking with the brew they make, everything from the Tourtiére  to the Chicken Tikka Masala is made with some form of beer.  They make a dam decent pile of fries along side a single piece of Original Organic Lager battered fish - but at $14 that's one mighty pricey fish & chips.  Sadly, my fish was a touch over cooked and dry, it bore the telltale marks of the bottom of the fry basket.  If you read Food Gypsy regularly you'll know I'm a pretty picky fish patron, but this little hiccup won't stop me from returning for another visit. 

Mill Street Brew Pub, Fish & Chips & Tartar sauce - Food Gypsy

Food voyeur that I am, a couple items floated past that made me want to give it a second chance: the sweet potato fries are served in a cute little copper bucket (it's shiny, I want one).  The flat bread pizzas, which use spent grains from the brewed beer in the dough, look amazing.  The portions are enormous, so you're not going to go hungry at the Mill Street Brew Pub, but you might come out with your wallet a little lighter, as pub grub goes, it's not exactly cheap.

A couple of pluses for families, they have a kid's menu that doubles as a colouring sheet, and for the young (and young at heart) the house brewed Mill Street root beer or root beer float is to die for.  I didn't indulge on this visit, but it is a Mill Street favorite, I prefer it to actual beer.   It reminds me of the root beer my Mom used to make when I was a kid, that would occasionally burst the bottles if left too long.

Mill Street Chaudiére - Food Gypsy

The Chef in my life is my official beer taster (a job he does with great gusto) but the in house Chaudiére ($7) did not encourage him to delve deeper into the brew on our first visit.  A big, hoppy brew, it had a great nose; hints of apricot and gorgeous colour, but I don't think I've ever seen him shake his head and gag on a beer before.  "Bitter...!" he gasped as he reached for water, sucking air, tears welling up.  It was the best bitter-beer-face I've seen in years, but that didn't stop him from drinking it.  He said it kind of grew on him and was better with food.

With fourteen beers on tap, there are lots of options of the beer drinking crowd; try the sampler or take a brew-master tour and explore many bevvies at once.  The tour intrigues me, I'm putting it on my list of stuff to do this summer.  I find the beer making process fascinating and who knows, one might even develop a taste for the stuff (if not one can always wash one's mouth out with root beer).  For those serious about their beer make note:  Monday through Friday tours are lead by Adam Rader, Mill Street's Head Brewer, check the Mill Street site for details & times.

My take on my first visit to the Mill Street Brew Pub is that they have a couple of bugs to work out, which often comes with territory of creating something new.  Once the trendiness wears off and it settles into a nice comfortable groove, I believe Mill Street will find a steady stream of locals comfortable in it's historic walls.

So I'll give Mills Street Brew Pub a couple more months to get their operation down to a smooth, effortless grind and pop back to try the brunch menu, I'm a sucker for Chicken & Waffles and he's a sucker for beer.

 

Mill Street Brew Pub on Urbanspoon

Mill Street Brew Pub
555 Wellington St.
Ottawa, ON
(613) 567-2337
www.ottawa.millstreetbrewpub.ca

Mill Street Brew Pub, coffee, light - Food Gypsy

Zen Kitchen, white-tea ginger kombucha - Food Gypsy

When most non-vegans think of vegan food we think spouts, copious amounts of tofu and generous portions of lettuce.  We don't often think tasty, fresh and "gosh, I didn't even know it was vegan" nutrition; which is the cornerstone of vegan cuisine served at Zen Kitchen.

The Zen of Ottawa's dining scene finds it's home in what used to be a small house on Sommerset, in the heart of Chinatown.  It's comfortable room, with warm coloured walls and abundant natural light seats it's clientele easily despite it's small size.  Our server, Chelsey, had an excellent grasp of the menu and it's ingredients, and all the questions we peppered her with were easily answered.

I started with the white-tea ginger kombucha, which is a fermented, flavoured tea, served cold (top photo).  The fermentation gives it it's fine effervescence.  I remember kombucha from the vending machines of Japan, it's extraordinarily refreshing.  The Zen Kitchen version, with the zip of ginger, clears the mouth and readies the palate for a menu void of meat, eggs and dairy.

The lunch menu is tight, with six options that include the Zen Burger (mushroom & walnut based), a Ruben sandwich (smoked tempeh & house fermented sauerkraut), Gourmet Salad (organic greens & spiced pepitas) and Mac & Cheese (with artisnal pasta & chipotle Mornay sauce) plus the two we tried, the Tortilla Wrap and the Sobe.  Lunch mains are $14 and come with your choice of soup, salad or fries and you can make the those fries a poutine for an extra $3.

Zen Kitchen, apple-butter-miso dengaku tofu skewers - Food Gypsy

The apple-butter-miso dengaku tofu skewers, with Hall's Apple Butter and white miso is featured on the Zen Kitchen dinner menu on the Main Sized Caesar Salad and the lunch menu's Gourmet Salad.  First pan fried, then skewered, sauced and finally grilled, it's tofu done, very well.  I'm not a big fan of tofu myself, it's the texture that offends me, but this was firm, crisp on the outside and soft and warm on the inside, was a marvelous combination of savory, salty and sweet.

"We don't do much tofu and we don't try to imitate meat" volunteers co-owner & sommelier Dave Loan.

Zen Kitchen offers refreshingly little in the way of tofu and no meat substitutes, like tofurky.  Which only serves to underscore the variety of ingredients on the menu; the use of nutrient rich foods, seeds, nuts and greens makes for food that is refined and lively.

Zen Kitchen Tortilla wrap - Food Gypsy

My lunch, the Tortilla Wrap with garam masala curry and puy lentils, sauteed vegetables, house pickled onions, spiced chutney.  Sauteed vegetables included avocado and sweet potato, which were outstanding and smooth against the curry and lentils.  The fresh crispness of micro greens, fresh and raw, lent a slight crunch.  It was not overly spiced and perfectly seasoned, and for me who's who's eating lighter... the perfect lunch.

Zen Kitchen, Sope - Food Gypsy

Sopé - leavened house corn tortilla with sauteed vegetables and tofu scramble, Mornay sauce and house salsa, served with a side of rice is among the many Zen Kitchen gluten free options and my charming companion's lunch, which she consumed with appreciation and some well chosen adjectives.

We were both thrilled to see Sopé on the menu, it's hard to find Sopé outside of Mexico and the southwest United States, one of the stables of Mexican cuisine and wonderfully adapted to vegan cuisine at the hands of Chef Caroline Ishii.  The tortilla itself is a marvel, it has height, like a little corn cake, and the tofu scramble was tasty and sharp.  The mornay sauce made with the nutritional yeast, is a clever substitute for cheese against a tangy simple salsa and a creamy guacamole.

Chef Caroline, Zen Kitchen - Food Gypsy

In one of the most intimate and connected conversations I've had with a chef, co-owner Chef Caroline Ishii shared a vision of her cuisine that is at once simple and articulate.

"It's not just vegan food, it's good tasting food... delicious food!  It must be as good, or better, than the original." 

If Chef Caroline hadn't driven that point home with entrees, she sure packs a punch with the sweets, which show a deep understanding of both technique and ingredients.   Chef's Dessert Sampler ($12) Peanut Butter Pie, Chocolate Beer Cake made with local Broadhead Beer served with an orange coulee, and Carrot Zucchini Cake with creamy citrus frosting and raspberry coulee.  As well as the gluten-free Sundae with Brownie chunks, chocolate sauce, vanilla ice cream, house whipped cream ($6) in the bottom photo.

Dessert left me speechless.  Using coconut cream to substitute for dairy whipped cream (with the stabilizing agent of guar gum) is at once tasty and pleasing to both the mouth and the eye.  The carrot zucchini cake was moist & spicy, not enough people use allspice in my opinion, so I was delighted to find it's flavour here.   I left inspired to try a few do Chef Caroline's ideas at home!

Zen Kitchen, Chef's Dessert Sampler - Food Gypsy

Many list 'love' as their secret ingredient, Zen Kitchen adds not just love, but the conscious intent to deliver the very best in nutrition and taste.   Among the most deeply satisfying meals I have had anywhere, Zen Kitchen delivers truly inspired cuisine.

"I have a need to nourish."  ~ Chef Caroline Ishii 

ZenKitchen on Urbanspoon

Zen Kitchen
634 Somerset Street West
Ottawa, Ontario
613-233-6404
www.zenkitchen.ca

 Zen Kitchen, Brownie Sundae  - Food Gypsy

Almond Brioche Toast, Art Is In Bakery - Food Gypsy

Art Is In Bakery, or as I like to call it  Club Bread.  Dragged the chef in my life off on a little food recognizance mission in Ottawa's Hindonburg neighbourhood.  Target:  Art is In Bakery's warehouse kitchen/retail outlet.  

Eleven in the morning on a Saturday, we puddle-jumped the parking lot and scrambled up the stairs as the icy wind gripped us, opening the door we were ready to blot inside but instead stopped in our tracks, just barely squeezing in at the end of a long line of Art Is In fans.

Art Is In, on a busy Saturday - Food Gypsy

Heavy curtains form a small alcove at the front door which opens directly into a space where industrial meets hipster; charcoal walls, long cafeteria style tables, a row of bar chairs along the window and a cozy sofa nook in the corner for the coffee clique crowd.  The ambient music strikes a chill lounge vibe, the staff behind the counter smack of art student, and the product is intoxicating.  The queue was thirty-plus deep, taking us past the rack of impossible-to-resist breads and plates of baked treats and the two large backboards listing the day's offerings - apparently we were not the only ones with yeast on the brain.

The only thing missing for the full on Club Bread experience at Art Is In is a large hairy man at the door wearing a headset asking skill testing questions to qualify your level of hip-ness in order to gain admittance:  "do you own technology that starts with an 'i'?"

Art Is In, bread rack - Food Gypsy

The art of great bread is the life's work of Art is In's Kevin Mathleson, who creates some of the most beautiful old world bread I've seen in years in this artful space, breads big on texture and mighty on taste.  I'm a fan of the of sourdough line - white, flax, roasted garlic & rosemary and raisin.  Filled with the big, loose bubbles associated with natural fermentation, it reminds me of the bread I used to make with my grandmother.  Bread we would knead for hours in her hot kitchen and bake in her wood stove with a tray of water underneath to steam cook it to a golden brown; taught crusts and a tangy, chewy centres.

Art Is In, Breads - Food Gypsy

Bread made by hand is such a rare commodity in the modern age, lovingly molded, shaped and slapped - each loaf has a character of its own, be it smooth or bumpy, seed or flour covered - like the breads of Art Is In Bakery.   There's no mistaking great ingredients and those of us who value a product made with unbleached flour and the distinct absence of canola need never fear, we're the kind of 'hip' that's always welcome at Art Is In.

Art is In, sweet treats - Food Gypsy

The bread I knew, I've been greedily snatching it off shelves and enjoying it as part of great sandwiches all over the  region.  This recon mission was in search of their new naan style bread, which was (sadly) sold out.  Instead we opted to enjoy a sandwich or two and select (only) one item from an impressive array of sweets.  From sticky buns to jelly filled doughnuts, chewy chocolate cookies to almond brioche toast, the baker's counter is a decision dilemma for sugar freaks like me.

We settled on the almond brioche toast (top photo) delicately favored, the brioche was rich and spongy, the almond cream was not too sweet and the icing sugar was a light dust.  It was practically perfect in every way except for the edges, which were a touch dry.  A light brush with thin coat of simple syrup over the brioche slab prior to applying the cream, and re-baking, and this could easily be one of my favorite treats in the city.

Art Is In, Chicken Tika Wrap - Food Gypsy

His sandwich:  chicken tika and cucumber, cabbage, celery & pineapple slaw on an in house tortilla with jalapeno mayo ($8.95).

I'll be honest, my eyes bugged out when he ordered the wrap, it really is more my style than his so it didn't surprise me when he wasn't thrilled with it, but his reasons were valid, finding it under-seasoned and the play of ingredients a bit off.   The chicken wasn't as much 'tika' as it was 'tandoori', still it was tasty and tender, but a hint under-spiced.  What did surprise me was that he ate it, and that it seemed to grow on him.  He had only praise for the tortilla itself and the jalapeno mayo, but between bites there were low grumbles of "I'm eating my vegetables",  I think they were meant for me, I also make him take his vitamins.

Art is In, Tuna Melt - Food Gypsy

Her Sandwich:  tuna melt with shredded carrots topped with tomato, arugula and cheddar on Art Is In Dynamite dill, potato and caramelized onion bread ($7.95).  

In a word: yes.  Simple is good, and this is a simple sandwich done well.  A touch of paprika, a light background of dill and served on a gorgeous handmade bread that balances the flavour well and soaks up (some of) that gooey goodness.  Oh sure, I could have shot it dry on the plate (in fact, I did), but then you would have missed this moment and all the things that make this a great sandwich.

Overall: Art Is In is worth lining up for, good value and great bread.  Next time I shall endeavor to funk my do and liberally apply eyeliner... in case they install that doorman.  This is my kind of clubbing.  

Art Is in Bakery on Urbanspoon

Art Is In Bakery
250 City Center Avenue, Bay 112 - 114
Ottawa, Ontario
613-695-1226
www.artisinbakery.com

The Red Apron's Jennifer Heagle - Food Gypsy

The recently expanded Red Apron, is among my favourite food outlets in Ottawa's downtown core.  Selling their own brand of sophisticated comfort food for pick-up or delivery, Jo-Ann Laverty (pictured above) and business partner Jennifer Heagle have created a business model that is at once simple and sophisticated.  Good food, reasonably priced and ready to serve.

As the business grew so did their need for space and the new space, directly across from their last location on Gladstone Avenue is a bright and welcoming, with hints of rustic character and a distinctly feminine touch.  There is now the option to enjoy lunch in-store; a selection of sandwiches, soups, baked goods and coffees.  Their larger retail space offers a broader selection of in-house prepared food,  frozen and ready to go, as well a variety of condiments, jams, jellies and preserves from local suppliers.

Red Apron, meals to go - Food Gypsy Red Apron, handy shopping - Food Gypsy

This is the third move for the Red Apron, who started out as a small business in a small space.  "Start small, that's my advice whenever anyone asks" said co-owner and chef Jo-Ann Laverty in conversation with Food Gypsy about the store, and the Red Apron success story.

I often find, in business, that women and men have very different approach; women are often content to keep things small.  Dispite demand and all the telltale signs of a business with growth potential, by and large businesses run by women often remain small and manageable, rather than take a risk at expansion.

"That was a big discussion when we began to outgrow our first location, we had a ten staff in a tiny kitchen and the debate was 'do we cap it or do we move?'" confides Laverty.   There is wisdom in both camps, and no wrong or right way to do it, but fans of the Red Apron can thank their lucky stars that there are two savvy business women at the helm, their success means they can feed more of us.

Holding true to their mandate, delivering good, wholesome food that is "either local or organic" the new Red Apron Basics line now offers customers dried goods too.

Red Apron Basics - Food Gypsy

The Red Apron Basics Popcorn is both local AND organic.

I became a fan of the Red Apron when I first moved to Ottawa in the fall of 2010.  Only a few minutes away, there were many a night when the Red Apron was my personal chef, while I was a busy culinary student.  Fresh, seasonal ingredients, artfully presented and prepared with care.  Dinners can be ordered by the day or by the week with a rotating menu; prefect for busy families and time crunched singles.

I was never that organized, so opted instead for items out of their freezer, which were waiting for me when I got home.  I've never eaten anything I didn't like from the menu and have a deep love for the Organic Chocolate Chip Cookies because a) they're huge and b) they're easier to justify than other cookies.  ("What?!  It's O-R-G-A-N-I-C.")  

This week's menu includes: Roast Ontario Pork Loin with Grainy Mustard, Herb Gremolata & Honeycrisp Compote.  Organic Rice & Lentil Pilaf with Caramelized Onions & Fennel, Roasted Carrots, Cauliflower & Broccoli.  A 'True Loaf' Baguette and Decadent Maple Apple Coffee Cake.  That's Thursday's selection (there's more) and you can call anytime and opt in or get more information.

"People are realizing more and more that time has value."

"That is so true," I agree " so many people don't even have time to cook anymore.  They have 2o minutes to get food on the table so they wind up eating out of a box.  Sometimes I run recipes on Food Gypsy and I look at the cooking time and think 'three hours?! who has time for that?', maybe on a weekend."

"That's where we come in, we can braise that piece of meat for three hours and our customers can enjoy a great meal with their family" said Laverty, and she's right.

Being busy moms, Jo-Anne & Jennifer know what their customers are up against; "part of our mission is to get families back to the table" she says smiling.  Business is good, that means more families are eating together and that... can only be a good thing.

Red Apron on Urbanspoon

The Red Apron
564 Gladstone Ave.
Ottawa, Ontario K1R 5P3
613-695-0417
www.redapron.ca

Red Apron, lunch and baking counter - Food Gypsy
The new counter, with that cookie just staring at me...

The Whalesbone, St. Simone Oysters - Food Gypsy

Known in Ottawa as THE maritime-hillbilly, loud and rowdy, tiny postage-stamp-sized place with the morals of a sailor and the ethics of a librarian; The Whalesbone Oyster House is a downtown haven for seafood lovers with a heart.

The all Canadian, sustainably sourced, Ocean Wise approved menu is tight and lean; four appetizers, four mains.  The ambiance is rustic maritime with a hint of redneck; bare brick walls and a touch of tin, a bike hangs in the corner, the art is relaxed and casual.  The lighting is low and the kitchen is open concept; like a picture window at the back of the narrow room.  The Whalesbone seats maybe thirty-five covers, on utilitarian chairs and long benches, that look as if they hose down easily.

The wine list is sensible, the beer list is plentiful and behind the bar you'll find not an ounce of green apple liqueur; "we don't have those fancy liquors here".  That's right.  It's hard liquor and oysters baby, ain't no frou-frou umbrella girly drinks, that would ruin it.  The Whalesbone Oyster House focuses on noble ingredients, served with a dash of sass and a giant measure of real world values.

I walked in with my best friend, visiting from Calgary, on a what had suddenly become a girl's night out, as my better-half had bowed out of the evening at the last minute.  "He's going to feel REALLY BAD later" said my BFF Astrid in her typical French style, one eyebrow up.  As I walked though the door of The Whalesbone on a cold February night, I quickly understood what she meant as a cheer of "SURPRISE!" met me, quickly followed by a corus of questions pertaining to the whereabouts of my betrothed.

The Whalesbone, without the groom. Surprise! - Food Gypsy

Ha, didn't bring the groom... SURPRISE!

Yes, my beloved Chef B, had backed out of a surprise engagement party organized, at a distance by my best gal Astrid, and on the ground by my darling Diane.  (Surprise!)  They spent MONTHS lying to me, pumping me for restaurants on my wish list and scoping me on Facebook.  (Seriously, what are friends for?!)   Around the table was a gathering of some of our favorite people and he... stayed home.

Now, any couple will tell you this is not a tragedy but an opportunity for a little guilt.   One phone call and he was on the road, breaking speed limits and deeply apologetic, all night long.  We can safely say he'll never do that again.

Surprise, the groom arrives. Chef B & Gypsy. - Food Gypsy

The tardy groom dons his feathers...

As we settled in, it quickly came out that I was an oyster first-timer and there was an immediate need to remedy the situation.  Our server, Meryl, guided us through the choices;

"Tonight we have Raspberrypoints from PEI, Malagash Thrumcaps from Nova Scotia and one west coast choice; Marina's Gold, all choice size ($3.15/shell).  And the St. Simone, from New Brunswick in the cocktail size ($2.95/ shell). "

The St. Simone being the smallest, I opted for that variety.  As a general rule; the smaller the oyster, the sweeter the taste.  I'm not known for overt pickiness at the table, but I'm not fond of certain textures and "slime" is one texture that has never appealed.

The Whalesbone, our server, Meryl - Food Gypsy My first oyster - Food Gypsy The Whalesbone, Oyster Virgin - Food Gypsy

"They look like snot..." I protested.  Meryl agreed "luggies of the sea my Dad calls them."  I like Meryl's Dad, but I am nothing, if not willing.  When in Rome...

I had plenty of encouragement from those around the table:
"Loosen it with your fork."
"Do I use lemon before or after?  Is this like tequila?"
"Before, just a squeeze.  Then you chase it with scotch.  It's like reverse tequila..."
"What's this cheesy looking stuff ?" (referring to what could be mistaken for shredded cheese on the side)
"Careful with that, its fresh horseradish and it's hot!"  

Condiment options included a sweet cocktail sauce, malt vinegar, an in-house hot sauce (that will melt your socks), Tabasco Red, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco Green, a Caribbean hot sauce that is sweet-hot and last, a vinegar bottle filled with scotch.

Why mess with nature's perfection?  I went classic; a squeeze of lemon and a quick chase of scotch.  I was forced to chew, and I'm glad I did because it was that burst of salty, briny flavour that helped me understand what all the fuss is about.  Cold and clean, like brisk breeze off the Atlantic with the tide out and the mudflats exposed; salty, windy and wild.  Still not my favorite texture, but in small  doses (with boozy chasers) I could grow to like oysters.   (Surprise!)

As the evening progressed there were multiple empty shells on beds of ice, as we slurped and sucked our way though photo ops wearing mandatory feather boas. We were loud and a touch obnoxious and, we fit right in.

The Whalesbone, Brenda sucks it back - Food Gypsy

It was a busy night, the place was packed.  The kitchen did exactly what I would have done, pump out plates to the two deuces (that arrived and ordered after us) so they could concentrate on our table of nine.  Perfectly acceptable and appropriate.   If the Whalesbone itself is a shoe box, the kitchen is a matchbox, tight and efficient.  So I was not surprised to see our food come out in stages, over the course of several minutes, in fact I expected it.

What I did not expect, in a restaurant that hinges on seafood, was to have to send my Sockeye Steak Frites with Arugula, Truffle Mayo and Red Wine Reduction ($33.00 ) back to the kitchen -- twice.   (Surprise!)  It happens, no biggie, but at $33 I expect my fish to be cooked to pink (as requested).  First it was over-cooked, then it was under-cooked but when it returned the third time, it was perfect.

The Whalesbone,  Sockeye Steak Frite - Food Gypsy

I'll admit that put a damper on my evening and not because it's the first time I've sent a meal back to the kitchen but because I really didn't want to have to dish on anything negative on a such a lovely (surprising) evening and a venue that exudes such charm.  Our server apologized profusely.  It pays to mention that on the night in question,  Chef Chloe Berlanga (who moved up the line, taking over from Chef Charlotte Langley last December) did not appear to be in the kitchen.

The Whalesbone, and a crowd - Food Gypsy

The good news is, this gave me ample time to get feedback on everyone's meals:

"The scallops are PERFECT... I've got squash and plum and hazelnuts... there's a lot going on here!" said Astrid, of the Seared Scallop with Fois Gras, Squash Puree and Hazelnuts ($19) appetizer she enjoyed as her main.  I would agree, it was my option as an appetizer and the scallops were seasoned and seared to absolute perfection, translucent and juicy with the taste of the Bay of Fundy still evident.

 The Whalesbone, Seared Scallop with Fois Gras - Food Gypsy

"The lobster mashed ROCKS, it's got BACON in it" reported Brenda at the other end of the table and that was heartily echoed by Lisanne and Sean.  Braised Beef Short Rib on Lobster Scallion Bacon Mashed Potatoes, with Rabini, Jus and Gremolada ($37).   "The short rib is fall-off-the-bone tender" gushed Diane, through her feathers.  (Gremolada: a condiment made with lemon zest, garlic, and parsley.)

The Whalesbone, Braised Beef Shortrib on Lobster Mashed  - Food Gypsy

"Perfect walleye, great balance of flavour and I even like the [chipotle] barbecue sauce..." said Chef B, my loving fiancé.   Hold the phone, he LIKED a barbecue sauce?!  Honey, take that one to the bank. He's not a fan of savory and sweet but he downed the Walleye with Calypso Beans, Chipotle, Sour Cream, Lime and Toasted Almonds ($30) in record time.

The Whalesbone, Walleye with Calyposo Beans - Food Gypsy

Following our meal there were shots... of scotch.  What!? Your engagement party didn't include shooting hard liquor?  (Surprise!)  And a selection of sweets around the table.  There was a general consensus that the Hot Chocolate with Fresh Cinnamon Doughnuts ($11.00) was "the bomb".

Will my little fish hiccup stop me from returning to The Whalesbone?  No, not in a million years.  I love a place with a raunchy vibe that doesn't take itself too seriously.  Is The Whalesbone Oyster House menu pricey?  Yes it is, but my friends, that's the price you pay for sustainable seafood, line-caught, farmed in sound conditions and approved by the watchers of the sea at Ocean Wise.

Is The Whalesbone a setting for a quiet, romantic evening for two?  No.  It's a place for a hedonistic pleasure cruise without guilt,  punctuated by shots and empty shells, after which you return home to tear each other's clothes off.   Well, that's my interpretation anyway.

Bottoms up. (Surprise!)

Thank you to Astrid, Diane, Danica, Brenda, Pat, Lisanne & Sean for a wonderful evening!
Additional photo credit:  Danica Guibord

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The Whalesbone Oyster House
430 Bank Street, Ottawa, ON
(613) 231-8569 ‎
thewhalesbone.com

The Whalesbone, Shots - Food Gypsy

 

Chef Lynn Crawford, Pitchin' In - Food Network Canada

Get ready Ottawa, Lynn Crawford, chef and owner of Ruby Watchco in Toronto, and celebrity chef on the Food Network’s Pitchin’ In and Restaurant Makeover, is cooking for you next Friday night.

At first blush the ticket $213.91 price of From Farm to Table With Chef Lynn Crawford might make you choke, that is until you uncover all the extras that go along with being a guest at the American Express Winterlude Opening: a four course meal, wine pairing with each course, VIP viewing of what many consider the best fireworks show in our nation's capital, and an open bar cocktail reception prior to dinner.

(The term "open bar" is so unheard of these days, it deserves notation.)

All this and Canada's own Lynn Crawford who'll be in the kitchen, your host during dinner and meeting and greeting following the event.

Those attending are in for a treat; not only is Chef Crawford a chef of great talent, legendary drive, and overwhelming passion, she's so very, very real, which is why so many of us watch (and adore) her.  Dammit, she's just so... nice.

This morning I had the opportunity to have a conversation with Crawford about the big event in the Grand Hall of Canadian Museum of Civilization.

"Winterlude is one of the true Canadian festivals" she says with signature excitement.

"We're going up to the nation's capital and we're cooking this tremendous meal for 500 guests, then they all get to finish the night off with fireworks to kick off the wonderful festival that will be running for two weeks."

The (top secret) menu  for said event has been kept under lock and key by those at the National Capital Commission, and yet it's almost sold out.  A tribute, no doubt, to Chef Crawford who was genuinely surprised to find that that she had been revealing state secrets. "[Laughs] I didn't know it was a secret!"  "So you've been out telling everyone...?"  "Well, not every nuance... but I'm not going to tell anybody anymore."

So just what does Chef Lynn Crawford have in mind for those lucky Winterlude guests?

"Every function for me makes me think 'what will it be?' and it could be a million things.  This will be very satisfying, very delicious and I'm very excited about it" she says.

“I wanted to do something that was reminiscent of what I do each & every day at Ruby Watchco.  There’ll be a four-course meal and we're going to showcase Canadian artisanal cheese and we'll have some family-style fun with the main course.  There's going to be something from the book as well actually."

(A HINT. Quick, go out and buy the book.)

"The book", is of course Crawford's newly released "Pitchin' In, More Than 100 Great Recipes From Simple Ingredients".  It's based on the experiences of her hit Food Network series of the same name and chronicles her journey exploring the ingredients that are her passion and the people who are her inspiration.

I confess to being enamoured with her first cookbook, so much so that I will be cooking from it next week on Food Gypsy.  I'm among the many Crawford fans who have followed her career and watched with great joy as she has moved in recent years into what can only be described as a personal renaissance.

Shifting from her role as Executive Chef for the Four Seasons, a 24 year career that saw her light up the food scene in both Toronto and New York, she realized her long held dream opening her own restaurant, where she is (by her own confession) very hands-on. "People are often so shocked when they see me bussing tables [at Ruby Watchco], delivering their food and doing dishes."

Meanwhile, in her television career, she moved into a deeper educational role exploring some of the finest ingredients North America has to offer.

"The stars of Pitchin' In are the people I've met with, the farmers and growers who have opened up their homes and their lives, who have given us their hospitality as well as a small glimpse of what I think we all take for granted."

This is a topic that is near and dear to my Gypsy heart; the connections to one another, the fuel that feeds us and the long line of hands that brings that food from wherever it’s harvested to our table is significant, and often forgotten.

"Even just getting milk on the table," says Chef Crawford with her signature passion. "Like, MILK. Who are the individuals behind that? I mean, the cows have to be milked twice a day, every day.  And Frank the lobster fisherman, he's out there today... fishing.  I don't know what the weather is like in Ottawa, but could you imagine being out on a boat, up against Mother Nature on a day like this?"

The weather today in Ottawa is snow and freezing rain; I whined shovelling the sidewalk.  I've lived in Nova Scotia, not far from Freeport, on the Bay of Fundy where Frank sets out to sea. I know first-hand how deadly winter weather can be, and how often the sons and daughters of Nova Scotia mourn the loss of those who make their living on the cold Atlantic. This is not a career for the meek or the weak.

"Farming, you often risk your life.  But imagine being on a BOAT, you’re up against Mother Nature but you're on water and you're twelve miles off shore and that's... just... wow." says Crawford with respect.

Think about Frank and his crew, and hundreds like him, next time you eat a lobster, like say, next Friday night at the Museum of Civilization (hint, hint...).

After all of her adventures in the city, behind the stove, on the boat, in the pond, the pasture, the field, the forest, the orchard, the farm and the bog, what better guide for a Farm to Table event than Chef Lynn Crawford.  Ottawa, you're in very good hands.

This event all comes down to this chef's personal philosophy:

'I like to share, I like to have a good time, a great meal is meant to be shared and that's what [the Winterlude] event is all about, having a wonderful fun night with great food and great company."

"It's like a gigantic dinner party!"

"It IS.  It's a dinner party for 500. It’s gonna’ be AWESOME and I can't wait!"  ~ Chef Lynn Crawford

Yes CHEF!

American Express Winterlude Opening, Friday, February 3, 5:30 pm
Tickets are available until Monday' February1, at midnight (if they last that long), more information: Winterlude.gc.ca.

As an aside to my Foodie Gypsies; this interview was so much fun, I couldn't possibly fit it all in one post.  So join us for Part 2 on Monday and more of Chef Lynn Crawford.  After all, she is a fellow Gypsy.

Top Photo Credit: Pitchin' In, Food Network Canada

 

Michael Shannon (aka: The Grateful Griller), Food Gypsy

Once upon a time, a nice boy from Quebec went shopping for a barbecue (went way over budget) and came home with a the Kamado Cooker.  That was ten years and 20+ grills ago, now Michael Shannon (aka: The Grateful Griller/ GG ) drags heavy, dome shaped grills to your house so you don't have to.  

But if he has anything to say about it... you will!

By his own admission, Micheal is obsessed with kamado cooking.  He is on a one man mission to “educate and inspire people everywhere about this great product called kamado.”  His passion is contagious, his focus is singular.  He has a take no prisoners approach to cooking, living, playing and the pursuit of his dream.  Which might be why we get along so well.  He's my kind of crazy.

“I just clicked over the big 4-0” he confides “I’d like to thank my sponsors, Oil of Olay because leaning over the grill for ten years, my face looks like a torn moccasin!”  Ummm... I don't think so.  His cheeck is smooth, his gaze is intense, he is a 5'7" bundle of French Canadian ambition, with a mind that goes mach 20, Micheal Shannon is a grilling machine.

His casual obsession turned ‘pro’ in 2002 with sidewalk demonstrations.  Soon he was on the deck of a local pub near his home in Wakefeild, Quebec spending every Thursday night for two summers cooking for fifty people in one hour on his Big Green Egg.  Success was a lesson in logistics.  How to juggle food and service on a small (2 x 2) cooking surface and still have fun?

Grateful Griller on the move, Food Gypsy

In 2008 Micheal Shannon, griller with a kamado obsession, became the Grateful Griller (GG) as he expanded to catering and backyard barbecues.  Now he’s a rolling food, fire and rock & roll show, looping in live music for a full, festival experience that is 'The Grateful Griller Party Experience'.

“Life is not a dress rehearsal” he says with great sincerity “tomorrow might not happen so rock & roll today!  I bring with me that stadium rock energy to all of my events.  I go all out, it’s my time and I’m the performer.  If it’s the last thing I do I want to do it well.

I am not a chef, in fact I am the anti-chef.  Not that I don’t like chefs, I’m just not one. I’m punk-ass in my approach. I learned everything I know in the loving, nurturing environment of family and that’s how I roll, cooking like a pro without the pretension.”

Micheal's passion spills into the promotion of his business and, by extension, himself.  His blog www.gratefulgriller.com has a tone that some might infer is a pathology; in fact, some have. “It’s a beautiful thing. I'm perusing a dream and I make no apologies for that. Lady Gaga doesn't apologize. Madonna certainly didn’t give a sh%t, why should I be any different? I’m building a brand, an identity.  Make friends with the people who like you, that’s how you stay focused.”

He’s a simple guy who loves to grill vegetables and fungus. “The simplicity of smoke and fire” is his mantra and his greatest gift is a natural curiosity that has lead to a lifetime of learning.  He continues to hone his personal skills, to research, grow and expand.

“One of these days, I’m gonna’ get signed!” It’s his dream to be a spokesperson for the industry and everyday he hammers away at it. “I like to say that there isn’t anything you can’t throw at the kamodo. You can bake a cake or seer a steak.”

Thus he is my go-to guy on the topic of all things kamado, an effective one-stop resource  for this Food Gypsy (and a great friend and supporter).  At the moment, GG has a collection of ten Kamoto cookers.  His extensive research has lead to not just cooking on, but owning practically every reputable brand that exists today in the uber-nitche category that is Kamato.

So what would this uber griller suggest for the grilling obsessed this Christmas?  

"Well, for the naughty griller, there's coal - or rather charcoal."  His referred brand: Basque Charcoal ($24.00), a clean burning lump charcoal that starts fast and lasts long.

Grateful Griller - Basque Charcoal, Food Gypsy

For the griller in need of inspiration, his favourite cookbook; Seven Fires by Francis Mallmann ($43.95).  Argentina's Mallmann is one of South America's biggest culinary stars and this is a beautiful book, thoughtfully written, beautifully shot. "It never fails to inspire..." says Micheal as he hands it to me in his kitchen. (I now want to grill with hay...)

Grateful Griller - Seven Fires by Francis Mallmann, Food Gypsy

"For the slow starter, the Looftlighter ($89.95*).  It looks like a big curling iron but it's not."  This electric charcoal lighter will light you up in 45 seconds or your money back.  It's heat is concentrated through the nozzle, you can clamp your hand around it and not get burnt. "Safe around kids and pets and guaranteed to light your fire!" ~ GG

Grateful Griller - Looftlighter, Food Gypsy 

And then of course there's the Kamado itself.  "An excellent investment and let me tell you why..." (you knew he would) "this was my first Egg," he says pointing to the Big Green Egg ($500 - $1,500, this medium Egg; $900) on the  back deck that GG calls the Grilled To Obsession (GTO) Lab "it's been outside, uncovered, in the woods in Quebec for TEN YEARS." It bears not a single mark, not a blemish, not a bump.

My grill has been outside for three winters, cleaned, oiled and swaddled and it is pitted with rust.

Grateful Griller - Big Green Egg, Food Gypsy

The units he hauls around from party to party all summer are XL Primo Grills ($1,500), the oval shape gives you great space and they have serious fire power.  And, like all kamados, they will burn all day (that's 24 hours) on ONE bag of charcoal.

Grateful Griller - Primo Grills, Food Gypsy

Then there is THE quintessential cooker, hand made in Bali, each cooker is one of a kind; the coveted Komodo Kamato ($3650-$3900 USD + shipping.  They ship anywhere in the world). It’s delivery required a tractor, a winch and a pulley system get it to its permanent home on the GTO Lab which first had to be reinforced to withstand the 600lb load.  It's graceful curves are covered in multi-hued green ceramic tile and finished with details of brushed steel, it truly is a work of art.

Grateful Griller - Kamodo Kamado, Food Gypsy

The Komodo is the only one of the cookers that Micheal admits an emotional connection to and the only one with a name “I’m not one of these people who gives names to everything, but the Komodo, for me was an emotional flood the first time I saw it.  I call it ‘Oceania Verde’ (Spanish = green ocean) because it reminds me of the colour of the Pacific, in my favourite little comer of Mexico.”

A Japanese cooker with a Spanish name, inspired by Mexico owned by a French-Canadian - now that’s a cross-cultural journey worth taking.

"The kamado cooker, because of it's construction, expands and contracts as it heats and cools.  It is a living, breathing entity, having one is like acquiring a new member of the family"  says Micheal as his hands rest in grateful repose on the cool green tiles of  the chosen child.

Grateful Griller - Kamodo Kamodo, Food Gyspy

When I get mine I may have to send out birth announcements.  "Delivered at 8:17AM weighting 192 pounds (leaning Primo) we welcome Sparky to the family... please send steak..."

Hell of a way to cook a turkey, wouldn't you say?!  Now, if you're reading this Honey, don't get any ideas.  We are not expecting a kamado.  (I could adopt though.)

... and they all lived happily ever after.  (Happy shopping.)

 

Burnt Butter - Sesame-Soya Agnolotti, Food Gypsy

Burnt Butter Italian Kitchen , a new addition to the Hintonburg scene and a dream come true for husband and wife team Steve Wallace and Gen Lamorie.  Offering Italian-inspired dishes served in a slick modern room, it's small enough to be intimate but big enough to be impressive.

Joined on a cold afternoon by a new friend and fellow writer, for a gabby, get-to-know-you-better chinwag and testing of the new flavours at Burnt Butter.   The big backboard menu brimmed with choices and everything sounded so... exciting.  The Pasta selection made my head spin: Swiss Chard Gnocchi, Lemon Totalini, Curry Rasta Linguine, Tomato Fettuccine and Sesame-Soya Agnolotti.  How to decide?!

We started by sharing the Arugala Salad: brandied figs, toasted walnuts, plum tomatoes, purple onion and a balsamic vinaigrette.  Let me start by saying I am now addicted to brandied figs, I don't know why I hadn't though of this combination myself, I now plan to add them to everything.

The salad itself was a delight, both in texture and flavour, tart, tangy, sweet, savory, sharp - all at once.  It had edge and appeal.  We both enjoyed it and found it plentiful to split, so as not to ruin our appetite.

Burnt Butter, Arugala Salad - Food Gypsy

The Sesame-Soya Agnolotti: pork, lemon grass, ricotta in a tomato-hoisin sauce was her choice (top photo). The Curry Rasta Linguine: grilled chicken & shrimp, chilies, olive oil, pineapple salsa (below) was mine.  The service was professional and attentive, the food was beautiful but a couple of bites in and we two food fanatics stopped to chat.

"Is it me or is the food under seasoned?"
"It's not you."
"I'm not really getting the curry.  On the meats yes, but otherwise it's a bit flat."
"Yes.  I don't really taste the lemon grass, or the hoisin..."
"It wants for salt."
It does, but it shouldn't."
"No... LOVE the pineapple salsa though."

*long pause*

"I expected more."

More punch, more power and taste, our food was perfectly cooked, exquisitely plated and yet, we were left a little flat.  As a consequence, I liked it, but I really, really, really wanted to LOVE it.  I wanted to swoon and feel giddy but instead I felt like a little sad.  I know what it is to have a dream and watch it take it's first breath, the thrill of those first few steps and the excitement as it starts to gain independence and confidence.  I want success for Burnt Butter and it's people.

Burnt Butter - The Curry Rasta Linguine, Food Gypsy

The experience left me baffled, Chef Steve Wallace has 25 years under his belt, surly he doesn't allow something out of his kitchen without a dash of salt?   In reading diner reviews, I note that others felt much the same, desperately wanting to to fall in love with Burnt Butter, but just not getting what they need to get there.

In recent conversations with other restaurateurs, I've been told that customers are complaining about "too much salt" (and sending food back to the kitchen), in response their food has become bland and shallow to appease.

So I sent a note to Burnt Butter owners Gen & Steve before publishing asking if they'd experienced the same feedback from customers and had therefore dialed back the food.  "Is Ottawa becoming salt-phobic?" this Gypsy wants to know.

Gen's reply: "Steve is really conscious of of health and salt intake and he is cognizant of the levels of salt when he seasons, and does tend to be on the low side (or what is perceived as low, but is actually healthy, it is just that our taste buds are pretty used to things being over salted).  We do have salt for the tables if a patron requests it - we certainly do get some patrons requesting it."

Awwwwwwe, you're trying to keep me on the planet longer.  I'm touched.  But on behalf of myself the dining public Steve let me say this; throw off the shackles of minding my salt intake, I beg of you.  Good heavens man, that's too much for you to worry about!   If I have a problem with hypertension or high blood pressure, I'll let the kitchen know.  (Hello, PERFECT blood pressure over here.) Please, by-all-means, season my food. 

If that cuts against your grain, don't make me ask for salt and feel like I'm insulting the kitchen, put a beautiful salt grinder on the table, a note about your health-conscious approach on the menu and I'll salt myself, thus relieving you of all guilt and sleepless nights.

For the record:  salt is not bad for you, salt is an essential element and important in maintaining good health.  The key is balance, moderation and GOOD salt.

Now that we have that out of the way Steve, let me now give you permission to wow me.  Let the food sing,  if I order a dish with curry as the superstar, I want to taste it by-gum.   Slap me in the mouth, I like my Italian a little on the rough side.  I'll be back and I'll be happy to be playfully spanked by the kitchen.  (Metaphorically speaking.)

You called it Brunt Butter... burn Baby, BURN.

1100 Wellington St.
Ottawa, ON K1Y 2Y7
Phone: 613.792.4000
www.burntbutter.ca

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Burnt Butter, Food Gypsy

A charmingly captivating room, I look forward to my return.

 BeaverTails_Killaloe_Sunrise

A Canadian original since 1976, BeaverTails got their start in our nation's capital, Ottawa, Ontario and are now served in three countries; Canada, the USA and Sudia Arabia.  (Yes, Saudi Arabia.) Heck, thery're so big they've got a Wikipedia page, even President Obama's enjoyed a BeaverTail.

So how is it that this fried dough pastry has eluded this Canadian gal?  Perhaps I have been too busy sucking back soup or licking the bottom of my wine glass but there's no avoiding the Great Canadian Beaver Tail in Ottawa's Byward Market so one fine fall day, I took the plunge.

The menu was dizzying, the Classic with sugar and cinnamon, the Killaloe Sunrise (Classic with lemon), Maple Butter with Chocolate Drizzle, Chocolate Hazelnut Spread, Reese's Pieces, Oreo, Skor, Apple Cinnamon with Caramel Swirl, and Chocolate Hazelnut Banana.  How does one decide?  Obviously one asks the perky BeaverTail gal with green hair...

BeaverTails_Shack"It's my first time, what do you recommend?"

"It's your first time?  Where you from?!"

A well touristed location, frequented by visiting dignitaries, I could be from anywhere.  Moral dilemma, do I lie and utilize any one of the half dozen or so alter-egos and pretend to be --- American?    Alas, years of conditioned niceness kicks in and I cop to the tragic truth.

"Actually, I live here... but I'm from Vancouver originally. "  (Being from the west acts as a blanket excuse in Central and Eastern Canada, it's almost like being from another country.)

"WHAT?   And you've never had a BeaverTail?!"

Ears around us perk, some look and smile and the six year old to my left laughs out loud.  I have my Nikon  around my neck, I could easily be a tourist but no, I am one of them.  Her grandmother apologizes for her, "Oh, I'm sorry we didn't mean to laugh, its just that we can't imagine it" she confesses, "we've grow up on BeaverTails."

"I know, I feel as though I've neglected part of my Canadian heritage.  It's like never having had a Tim Horton's doughnut.  How could I let this happen?  Let's fix this right now... what am I having?"

My first BeaverTail was the topic of group debate, with several BeaverTailers voicing opinions from their sunny outdoorBeaverTail_Service_with_a_smile perches surrounding the little shack that bears the sign "BEAVER TAILS" overhead.  The banter is rapid; chocolate no chocolate, candy no candy, turns out we are all of like mind, my first should be a straight ahead approach, the  Killaloe Sunrise.  The simplicity of the Classic (sugar and cinnamon), plus the slight acidity of a squeeze of lemon.  Nothing complicated.

The BeaverTail itself is a simple idea;  a chunk of whole wheat bread dough, flattened it out into an oval shape (to resemble  a beaver's tail), dropped into a fryer until golden brown then topped it with something sweet.  They're served hot and fresh, slipped into a custom envelope.

The yeasty aroma fills the senses as I taste one for the very first time; like cinnamon toast but doughier.  It reminds me of Sundays when Mom would bake bread and Dad and I would gorge as it emerged, fresh from the oven.

Moist,  fresh, slightly fatty; the sugar clings to your fingers and it is your obligation to lick them free of stickiness as you tear your BeaverTail apart and consume with glee.

Those who assisted in my selection walk by on and nod "Good huh?!"  "Oh... " my mouth is full, vocational hazard "yeaaaaaa."  I have now opened Pandora's box, apparently it contains BeaverTails.

Good food doesn't have to be complicated, a simple idea goes a long way.  I wish the same could be said of politics. 

Last week, one of our fine Canadian politicians,  Senator Nicole Eaton (who clearly has too much time on her hands); proposed that our beloved beaver be replaced by the majestic polar bear as the official emblem of Canada.   A swift vote in the Canadian Senate defeated the notion, much to the satisfaction of the people of Canada.  Perhaps Ms Eaton should get out more often, enjoy a BeaverTail now and then, they're available just minutes from Parliament Hill.  Turns out Canada's pretty attached to it's beaver.

BeaverTails, Byward Market
69 George St
Ottawa, Ontario
http://www.beavertailsinc.com/

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